HARDTIMES

January 7, 2022

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Local man Jeremy Collins’ recent trip to the beach became an impromptu moment of self-discovery and…

December 24, 2021

Did you hear the news? Santa Claus is coming to town! For most, that means putting out the cookies and…

April 8, 2021

Generations of people are familiar with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The New York-based crime fighters were responsible for taking…

March 17, 2021

Listen, I'm not usually one to get snobby about alcohol but after years of refining my palette in the finest…

November 26, 2020

DENVER — Local woman Stephanie Robbins admitted today she now wishes she hadn't already used the “deadly pandemic” excuse to…

October 21, 2020

HOUSTON — Rap artist and entrepreneur Chamillionaire, known for his hit single “Ridin’,” only paid a chahundred dollars in taxes…

September 5, 2020

TAMPA, Fla. — Punk magician “Dope” Derek Dombrowski asked moments ago if anyone else performing at a birthday party might…

August 26, 2020

MOFFAT, Colo. — The entire local punk scene of a small town in southern Colorado is named Denise Killian, age…

March 29, 2020

FLAVORTOWN — Celebrity chef and T.V. personality Guy Fieri was placed under unexpected quarantine due to the coronavirus after arriving…

March 20, 2020

When one thinks of cinema auteurs, very few names loom larger than filmmaker David Lynch. The creative mind behind such…