Rachel Steele, Author at HARDTIMES

February 4, 2024

So, you turned 25, and you finally stole enough money from parking meters to get a business license. The next…

July 2, 2022

We’re willing to try anything once. Granted, no one really asked but we tried a new, healthy snack called "vegan…

May 23, 2022

CONCORD, N.H. — Local trust fund kid Gil Winchester once again mocked his friends for electing to watch a more…

April 11, 2022

I love my girlfriend Sammy. She’s the most supportive and kindest human being I’ve ever known. She attends every show…

April 1, 2022

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…

December 29, 2021

TACOMA, Wash. — Local deranged person Billy “Bile” Harrison reportedly listened to the album created by his friend Jake Gomez…

November 27, 2021

Supposedly, God is full of such benevolent, unconditional love that he created the universe and mankind in His image. They…

October 5, 2021

Shit, no I did not get a chance to start that show you recommended to me, sorry about that. It’s…

October 4, 2021

PHILADELPHIA — Office hero Tom Rafferty was kind enough to unmute his microphone during the company’s team meeting so he…

August 8, 2021

PASCO, Wash. — A cursory look at a recently posted selfie on Facebook revealed what appeared to be a memorial…