Nick Ortolani, Author at HARDTIMES

October 21, 2020

ATHENS, Ga. — A boomer-aged couple announced today their coordinated effort to vote in the upcoming presidential election for the…

October 20, 2020

We all know that choosing who to vote for is an unsatisfying, existentially-bleak, and pleasure-devoid bummer. It’s impossible to find…

October 7, 2020

SALT LAKE CITY — Vice Presidential hopeful and former California Attorney General Kamala Harris switched off the debate camera Wednesday…

October 5, 2020

Some artists leave such an impression that their music begins to feel like home. Regardless of mood or situation, these…

September 17, 2020

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence was hospitalized last night after seeing a Tampon commercial during his bi-weekly hour of…

September 14, 2020

BEND, Ore. — Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days last week tracking a man over several miles in…

August 27, 2020

HACKENSACK, N.J. — A new report from the Brookings Institute has found that nationwide gym closures due to the coronavirus…

August 3, 2020

If there’s one thing I’m sick of, it’s these out-of-touch bureaucrats in Washington telling me how to live my life.…

July 31, 2020

WASHINGTON — House and Senate Republicans agreed today that, rather than issue additional stimulus payments, Americans would be better off…

July 27, 2020

I live a simple life. I own a small emporium where I sell lithographs to the good folk of this…