What Your Outfit Says About Your Predetermined Role In My Ideal Society
They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have.. That may be true, but in the…
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Move Over John Cena: Here’s the Undertaker Playing a Haunting Rendition Of “Baby Got Back” on the Theremin
Some athletes can do it all, am I right? Terry Crews is a comedic powerhouse on Brooklyn 99, Vinnie Jones…
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It’s Time We Admit Arnold Killed His Parents
For the past 15 years now, something hasn't sat quite right with me and I can't stay silent any longer.…
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Pretty Cool: New Facebook Like Button to Drop Food Pellet into Cubicle
Hat’s off to Mark Zuckerburg, that man has done it again! Programmers and developers at Facebook Inc. are in the…
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I’m The Only Member Of My Family To Survive Double Dare
I remember like it was yesterday. My perfect nuclear family was invited to Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, Florida to compete…
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Powerviolence Band Hired to Score 30-Second Short Film
OAKLAND, Calif. — Acclaimed short film director Cullen Arrats has enlisted Powerviolence group ThrustPuncher to score his upcoming short film…
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Wanna Feel Old? The Stranger Things Kids Are Really Young and Successful
In the past two years, Stranger Things has taken the world by storm, largely due to its high nostalgia value,…
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Jack White Diagnosed With Early Onset Johnny Depp
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Famed musician Jack White was diagnosed with early onset Johnny Depp yesterday following a routine check up,…
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