Ugh: This Influencer Is Right About Social Issue
Listen, we’ve all been in this situation before. You take a little break in your day and decide to sneak…
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We Asked Preschoolers To Draw God and Now We’re Afraid to Sleep
Look, we honestly thought this would be a great idea. Oh, just have some adorable little preschoolers draw what they…
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Report: Parking Costs More Than Show Ticket
DALLAS — Skeptical show-goers recently expressed dissatisfaction following the realization that venue parking fees are more expensive than their ticket…
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Pop Punk Blackjack Player Only Hits On 15
LAS VEGAS — Pop punk fan and amateur blackjack player Devin Suggs has fallen into debt after instinctively hitting on…
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Woman Honestly Glad Man is Gatekeeping Nu-Metal
CHICAGO 一 Local woman and record collector Sara Yousefi feels extremely relieved and happy that a random man has decided…
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I’m Starting To Think I’m the Only Person That Came to This Orgy to Watch the Super Bowl
You know, it’s not every day you get invited to an orgy. Especially when you’re approached by a stranger while…
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I’m Starting To Think I’m the Only Person That Came to This Orgy to Watch the Super Bowl
You know, it’s not every day you get invited to an orgy. Especially when you’re approached by a stranger while…
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Fight Emerges After Millennial and Zoomer Can’t Agree On Whether This Band Rips or Slaps
BOSTON — Millennial and GenZ show-goers broke out into a fight after a disagreement on whether local punk band Alone…
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Fight Emerges After Millennial and Zoomer Can’t Agree On Whether This Band Rips or Slaps
BOSTON — Millennial and GenZ show-goers broke out into a fight after a disagreement on whether local punk band Alone…
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Man Who Deleted Social Media Now Gets His Existential Dread From Reading Frozen Food Ingredients
OKLAHOMA CITY — Local sad sack Jarvis Palmer recently deleted all of his social media accounts and now spends most…
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