Goth Hanging Out at Cemetery Annoyed by Grieving Family
PORTLAND, Ore. – Goth and frequent cemetery visitor Madison Gardiner had her day ruined by a “comically loud” grieving family…
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Back in My Day, Liking Things Was Weird and Now I Can’t Find Any Happiness in My Adult Life
One day you’re a kid riding your bike to the park and the next you’re an adult on your knees…
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Crowd Boos After Singer Doesn’t Sound as Depressed as She Did on Studio Album
ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Singer-songwriter Elaina Driver was booed last night after audience members were disappointed that she didn’t sound as…
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Ugh: This Influencer Is Right About Social Issue
Listen, we’ve all been in this situation before. You take a little break in your day and decide to sneak…
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We Asked Preschoolers To Draw God and Now We’re Afraid to Sleep
Look, we honestly thought this would be a great idea. Oh, just have some adorable little preschoolers draw what they…
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Report: Parking Costs More Than Show Ticket
DALLAS — Skeptical show-goers recently expressed dissatisfaction following the realization that venue parking fees are more expensive than their ticket…
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Pop Punk Blackjack Player Only Hits On 15
LAS VEGAS — Pop punk fan and amateur blackjack player Devin Suggs has fallen into debt after instinctively hitting on…
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Woman Honestly Glad Man is Gatekeeping Nu-Metal
CHICAGO 一 Local woman and record collector Sara Yousefi feels extremely relieved and happy that a random man has decided…
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I’m Starting To Think I’m the Only Person That Came to This Orgy to Watch the Super Bowl
You know, it’s not every day you get invited to an orgy. Especially when you’re approached by a stranger while…
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Fight Emerges After Millennial and Zoomer Can’t Agree On Whether This Band Rips or Slaps
BOSTON — Millennial and GenZ show-goers broke out into a fight after a disagreement on whether local punk band Alone…
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