5 Times I Failed to Pump Up a Jam
I consider myself a pretty accomplished dude. Though I must confess that many times in my life, I have been…
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Metalhead in Corpse Paint Sick of Being Mistaken for Goth in Crow Makeup
CHICAGO — Local metalhead, avid corpse paint donner and frequent leather pants wearer Zachary Petrosyan is reportedly fed up with…
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Opinion: Birds Don’t Know Shit About Song Structure
Every morning, I wake up and lay in bed, thinking about how my day is going to go while listening…
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Man Only Willing to Vote for Candidates Who Will Remove His Ability to Vote
ATLANTA — Local man Chris Mitchell reportedly is only willing to vote for a candidate who will immediately restrict, hinder…
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Roommate Insisting on Wearing Leprechaun Costume to Drink Alone in Room
CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…
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Sometimes I Worry That the Emptiness I Feel Can’t Be Filled With KISS Memorabilia
There comes a time in a man’s life in which he starts to wonder if he can ever truly be…
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6 Amazing Taco Bell Hacks From My Dad’s Video Will
Fast food is all about reliability, but sometimes you crave something new and exciting. That’s why we’re sharing six mind-blowing…
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Rob Zombie Narrows Exhaustive Search for Star of New Movie Down to His Wife
LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker and occasional musician Rob Zombie has completed an exhaustive search of over 1,000 actresses to star…
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Can You Guess Which of These Pop Punk Front Men Is Grooming You Right Now?
Quiz time! Pop-punk makes you feel alive, and there’s nothing like screaming along to your favorite lyrics about how the…
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