Hey, nice t-shirt. Nirvana. You think you’re a Nirvana fan? Sure, kid. Whatever you say. Okay big shot, how 'bout…
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Yet again, my highly specific sexual fetish has somehow become part of the zeitgeist. This is exactly the opposite of…
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I’ve never claimed to be a particularly smart man, but I do try to keep well-informed. The world is a…
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Are you fucking kidding me?! Okay, okay. Gotta cool down for a moment. I can’t believe what I'm hearing. I…
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CHICAGO — Friends of local man Jesse Miller were disconcerted by the ease with which he spelled the sexually transmitted…
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SEATTLE — A coalition of ‘90s doctors announced this morning that fully vaccinated individuals are safe to peruse each other’s…
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Ugh. Give us a second. Just a second. Our fucking head. This fucking sucks. Why did we think it would…
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I consider myself a pretty accomplished dude. Though I must confess that many times in my life, I have been…
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead, avid corpse paint donner and frequent leather pants wearer Zachary Petrosyan is reportedly fed up with…
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Every morning, I wake up and lay in bed, thinking about how my day is going to go while listening…
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