Man Knows Exactly What to Name Band that Will Never Exist
CHICAGO — Local barista Jeffrey Stern had a creative breakthrough after thinking of the perfect name for a band that…
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HI, I’m Your New Neighbor, and I’m Legally Required To Disclose That I’m the Singer From Goo Goo Dolls
Hello, I just moved in next door and wanted to introduce myself. I am also legally required to disclose to…
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I’m the Kid Who Shouted “I Wanna Rock”in That Music Video, and I Wish I Had Apologized to My Father Before He Died
Hi. You don’t know me, but you probably know the child I once was. Jumping around in a bedroom. Windmilling…
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Every Member of Band More Invested in a Solo Project
CHICAGO — Every member of local indie rock band The Soviet Reunion is far more artistically, financially and personally invested…
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“Beast Mode,” Whispers Man at Reopened Golden Corral
CHICAGO — Local diner Bill Frakes reportedly walked into a recently reopened Golden Corral restaurant and whispered “beast mode” while…
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7 Wild Facts About “The Shining” That Are Driving You and Your Spouse Apart
“The Shining” is, simply put, one of the greatest horror films ever made. Hell, it’s one of the greatest films…
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Opinion: Where Is the Future Dippin’ Dots Promised Us?
The world is on fire. World economies rise and fall constantly. Pandemics rage, angry mobs overrun capitols, the oceans fill…
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Outlaw Country Fan Backs the Blue
HARRISONBURG, Va. — Lifelong fan of outlaw country music Chris Harper is also a fervent supporter of law enforcement in…
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Kid Home Sick Imprints on Drew Carey as Parental Figure
BEND, Ore. — Local second grader Kevin Wood spent a day home sick from school and inadvertently imprinted on game…
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Casinos Will Hate You for Doing This: Shitting in the Slot Machines
You know what they say about casinos — the house always wins. And sure, the fat cats make a hefty…
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