Man Mistakenly Assumes He’d Be Getting a Lot More Action If He Was Gay
CHICAGO — Perpetually lonely heterosexual man Cliff Parker is living under the mistaken assumption that he would be getting a…
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Oh Shit: Scientist Just Grabbed Print-out and Ran to Phone
WASHINGTON — Dr. Christine Giles, a scientist at the Global Science Research Institute, just ripped a printing document off an…
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We Taste-Tested These White Wines and Now We’re Better Than You
Power to the people! ACAB! Eat the rich! That's what we would have told you 30 minutes ago, but we…
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I Was There When Hammer Hurt ‘Em
To live in changing times can feel like a curse. To understand the significance of history happening all around you…
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Man Slowly Caving to Ad for 7/11 Hot Dog
SEATTLE — Local man Todd Cohen admitted that he is slowly caving to a misleading ad for the 7/11 hot…
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Stop Kink-Shaming Tarantino for Loving Feet Almost as Much as I Do
Listen, enough is enough! We have to take a stand. The snide jokes and digs and microaggressions have gone for…
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Father of Four Considers Chili Recipe His Legacy
OAK LAWN, Ill. — Father of four and local businessman Theodore “Ted” Rosenberg considers his chili con carne recipe to…
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5 Concerts Ruined by My Dad Getting on Stage and Insisting He Could Play “Eruption”
Dads are lame. Even if your dad can occasionally impart a life lesson or bring you a case of toilet…
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5 Lame Dio Hand Gestures That Didn’t Catch On
In the annals of heavy metal singers, few stood as tall as one Ronnie James Dio. As the frontman for…
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Man Worried Marriage Proposal Sending Wrong Message About Level of Commitment
CHICAGO — Local man Wesley Farkas is worried that a recent proposal to enter into a lifetime commitment with girlfriend…
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