12 Thanksgiving Traditions You’ve Never Heard Of
Thanksgiving is the best time of year for gathering friends and family and appreciating all the year has given you!…
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Weezer’s Entire Set Ironic Versions of Their Own Songs
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Legendary rock band Weezer surprised audiences at this past weekend’s Ugly Sweater Festival when their set…
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Hot Topic Grows Out of Punk Phase
CITY OF INDUSTRY, Calif. — Mall chain store Hot Topic announced that it has grown out of its punk phase…
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If This Combination KFC/Taco Bell Can Make It Work, so Can We
Baby, it doesn’t have to be this way. I know we’ve had problems. We’ve fought. Hell, we've made each other…
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19th Century Time Travelers Disappointed In Modern Cocaine Availability
MIAMI — A small group of 19th Century time travelers is reportedly very disappointed with the lack of readily available…
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How Bigfoot Was Minimized in Modern Thanksgiving Celebrations
Thanksgiving: the most quintessentially American of all holidays. More than Christmas, more than the Fourth of July, even more than…
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Jam Band Wishes Someone Would Tell Them When Song is Supposed to End
GARY, Ind. — Local jam band Welcome Back Emmett Otter increasingly wishes that someone in the audience of The Jackawolf…
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Chrysler Announces New 2022 Line to Be Big as Whale, Ready to Set Sail
AUBURN HILLS, Mi. — Major US automotive company Chrysler announced that its new 2022 line of vehicles were as big…
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5 Early Versions of Classic Rock Songs That Were So Bad, Aerosmith Was Forced to Record Them
Classic rock is so canonized in our hearts, minds and hour-long Rock Blocks on FM radio that it’s easy to…
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Punk Makes Surprisingly Good Case for PT Cruiser as Counter-Culture
EUGENE, Ore. — Local punk Randy “Dirty Randy” Lopez made a surprisingly well-thought-out and articulated case for the Chrysler PT…
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