How Bigfoot Was Minimized in Modern Thanksgiving Celebrations
Thanksgiving: the most quintessentially American of all holidays. More than Christmas, more than the Fourth of July, even more than…
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Jam Band Wishes Someone Would Tell Them When Song is Supposed to End
GARY, Ind. — Local jam band Welcome Back Emmett Otter increasingly wishes that someone in the audience of The Jackawolf…
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Chrysler Announces New 2022 Line to Be Big as Whale, Ready to Set Sail
AUBURN HILLS, Mi. — Major US automotive company Chrysler announced that its new 2022 line of vehicles were as big…
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5 Early Versions of Classic Rock Songs That Were So Bad, Aerosmith Was Forced to Record Them
Classic rock is so canonized in our hearts, minds and hour-long Rock Blocks on FM radio that it’s easy to…
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Punk Makes Surprisingly Good Case for PT Cruiser as Counter-Culture
EUGENE, Ore. — Local punk Randy “Dirty Randy” Lopez made a surprisingly well-thought-out and articulated case for the Chrysler PT…
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Bullying Teens Cause Man to Improve Self in Every Way
LAS CRUCES, N.M — Several local teens mocking adult man Terry Rothstein at the Mesilla Valley Mall have inadvertently caused…
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Woman With No Plans or Responsibilities Feels “Thrown” by Daylight Saving Time
BELOIT, Wisc. — Local woman Angie Tufts expressed that she feels "all out of wack" because of a recent Daylight…
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Piss Drunk Belle & Sebastian Tidy Hotel Room
CHICAGO — Piss-drunk indie pop band Belle & Sebastian spent a raucous evening tidying their hotel room at the Radisson…
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Man Losing Confidence in Himself Halfway Through Taco Bell Order
SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Aging Goth Pushes Through Daily 170-Minute Makeup Ritual
CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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