Nu-Metal Fan Whose JNCOs Inflated Like Parachute Only Survivor in Plane Crash
VANCOUVER — Nu-metal fan and dedicated JNCO jeans wearer Chad Willis was the only surviving passenger of a plane crash…
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Ominous Record Store Employee Warns Not to Listen to Mogwai Album After Midnight
KINGSTON FALLS, N.Y. — An ominous record store employee reportedly warned customers yesterday that the new Mogwai album should not…
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Sure, Spotify Takes a Big Cut, but That Revenue Is Going To Trickle Back Into the DIY Scene
I'm somewhat of an "old school" musician. Things have been working fine the way they are for years and I…
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Metal Singer Just Diagnosed with Obscure Terminal Disease Thinks That Would Be a Pretty Sick Song Title
CLEVELAND — Engorged Pustule singer Alec Matthewson, recently diagnosed with a debilitating, deadly illness known as spinocerebellar ataxia, realized today…
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Not to Be a ‘Devil’s Advocate,’ but the Dark Lord Has His Claws Deep Within Me and I Must Do His Bidding
Hey there. I can’t help but notice you’ve been sharing lots of articles and images about the George Floyd protests,…
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Chet Hanks Diagnosed With Full-Body Dopeness
LOS ANGELES — Rapper Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, tested positive for "full-body dopeness" this morning…
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Uh Oh: That Band You Like Just Discovered the ’80s
“Oh shit,” you say to yourself. “It can’t be.” You’ve just checked out your favorite band’s new music video, and…
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Meet the Man Who Met His Wife by Approaching Her on a Bus While She Had Her Headphones on
In this day and age, it seems fewer couples are meeting organically, opting instead for dating apps and algorithmic websites…
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Punk on “Chopped” Knows Exactly What Entree to Make With Mars Bar, Leftover Mac n’ Cheese, Warm PBR
LOS ANGELES — Sacramento-based punk and local chef Tina “Snot” McLain won the dinner round of the hit cooking show…
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Man Buys Booze for Teens in Exchange for Hot-Topic-Exclusive Funko Pop
CHICAGO — Local man Keith McKenna purchased alcohol for a group of teens last Friday on the condition that they…
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