Matt Husser, Author at HARDTIMES

April 3, 2025

EUGENE, Ore. — Tattoo artist Joe Brennan reportedly began to suspect his longtime client was just coming in to get…

March 23, 2025

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Butthole Surfers were harassed today by territorial surf locals that were reportedly trying to keep…

March 13, 2025

HOUSTON — Conspiracy theorist Giovanni Holland took to YouTube today to reveal a new theory alleging Neil Armstrong faked his…

February 28, 2025

NEW YORK — Local one-hit wonder band Owl Tempest reportedly apologized today for failing their fans after only being able…

February 20, 2025

NEW YORK — A new independent report revealed that the average veterinarian has an eight-hour wait list due to the…

February 7, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Kanye West followed up a Nazi-glorifying rant on 'X' today by announcing the surprise release of his…

January 18, 2025

STARBASE, Texas — A contractor working on Elon Musk's new Texas mega-mansion revealed that every book on the billionaire's shelf…

January 15, 2025

NEW YORK — The New York City Police Department unveiled a new AI surveillance program that promised to help them…

January 7, 2025

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced…

December 25, 2024

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the inside of this subterranean Disneyland prison complex is so delightful. That's right,…