HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Butthole Surfers were harassed today by territorial surf locals that were reportedly trying to keep…
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HOUSTON — Conspiracy theorist Giovanni Holland took to YouTube today to reveal a new theory alleging Neil Armstrong faked his…
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NEW YORK — Local one-hit wonder band Owl Tempest reportedly apologized today for failing their fans after only being able…
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NEW YORK — A new independent report revealed that the average veterinarian has an eight-hour wait list due to the…
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LOS ANGELES — Kanye West followed up a Nazi-glorifying rant on 'X' today by announcing the surprise release of his…
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STARBASE, Texas — A contractor working on Elon Musk's new Texas mega-mansion revealed that every book on the billionaire's shelf…
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NEW YORK — The New York City Police Department unveiled a new AI surveillance program that promised to help them…
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced…
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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the inside of this subterranean Disneyland prison complex is so delightful. That's right,…
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Go through the Christmas carol canon and there are dozens of songs about wanting to to fuck Santa Claus. “Santa…
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