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January 15, 2025

NEW YORK — The New York City Police Department unveiled a new AI surveillance program that promised to help them…

January 7, 2025

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced…

December 25, 2024

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the inside of this subterranean Disneyland prison complex is so delightful. That's right,…

December 24, 2024

Go through the Christmas carol canon and there are dozens of songs about wanting to to fuck Santa Claus. “Santa…

December 22, 2024

When I left home to become a big-time mall Santa divorce attorney in New York City, I never thought I'd…

December 20, 2024

LAS VEGAS — Flair bartender Nico Cavalcante drew criticism from his customers today after they all agreed that he probably…

December 13, 2024

WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden was reportedly startled late last night after he was unexpectedly visited by his own ghost,…

December 11, 2024

WASHINGTON — Democratic voters were left puzzled today after the party's latest round of fundraising emails was just Nancy Pelosi…

December 10, 2024

WASHINGTON — A newly leaked Project 2025 memo revealed a recent revision that would restrict nearly all forms of birth…

December 6, 2024

AUSTIN, Texas — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan left his recent interview on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast convinced that…