Mark Turner, Author at HARDTIMES

May 22, 2021

MEDFORD, Ore. — A sleepover between longtime friends Billy Potter and Sam Cortland turned sour after the former discovered his…

April 11, 2021

LANCASTER, Pa. — Hundreds of metalcore bands were seen scurrying off in different directions in a local factory late yesterday…

April 19, 2019

TUCSON, Ariz. — Punk dad Tom Fogelberg watched proudly from the bleachers on Thursday night as his son Jaxon “completely…

April 10, 2019

TACOMA, Wash. — Professional drummer Jason Hamilton is reportedly letting his natural skill for accounting go to waste, instead playing…

September 27, 2018

PLEASANTON, Calif. — Local punk Jesse Watson is breaking out his collection of AFI records earlier and earlier each year,…

January 31, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Metallica’s live concert and online merch booth is now the world’s 32nd largest economy by GDP following…

December 4, 2017

DULUTH, Minn. — The overweight frontman of Duluth pop-punk favorites the Buttercream Gang admitted earlier today to his growing desire…

November 29, 2017

AMERICA — Parents nationwide went into a frenzy yesterday when a dangerous new party drug swept across their Facebook pages,…

October 16, 2017

WASHINGTON — Post-hardcore band Fugazi will end their 15-year hiatus with a series of shows in which they will criticize…

August 9, 2017

EA Games and DICE have announced that those who pre-order the highly anticipated Star Wars Battlefront 2 will receive the…