New Jersey Punk Band Must Ask The Boss for Permission to Tour
ASBURY PARK, N.J. — New Jersey punk band The Vansaders asked The Boss on Saturday for permission to tour and…
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Young Man in Critical Condition After Being Yelled at by Friend’s Mom
PEORIA, Ill. — Local teen Billy Johnston was left in critical condition earlier today after being yelled at by a…
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How to Start a Record Label in 35 Very Difficult Steps
You’re at a crossroads in your life. Maybe you’ve just recently finished your undergraduate degree and you are waiting for…
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Norwegian Authorities Catch US Black Metal Band Attempting to Cross Border Without Weapons
TRONDHEIM, Norway — Norwegian customs officials detained U.S. black metal band VVulfblud during their Scandinavian tour for not having any…
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It’s 2017: It’s Time We Recognized What Year It Is
I don’t think I’m alone in saying, “good riddance” and, “don’t let the door hit you on your way out”…
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GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood
FRESNO, C.A. — A man hoping to haul in a large sum of cash found his local GameStop was only…
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Girl Who Flirted with You Is Like That with Everyone, Friend Reports
ST. LOUIS — Your self-described friend and all-around buzz kill Stevie Fuchas graciously informed you that the young woman who…
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Amazing: This New Study Confirms What I Was Already Thinking Anyway
Every day, as our world becomes increasingly more globalized, we are bombarded with information from around the planet. Anything…
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Trump to Begin Series of Dumpster Fireside Chats
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced earlier today his plan to circumvent traditional media outlets with a series of dumpster fireside…
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Too Far! Some Liberal Snowflake Made Fun of Something I Like
Anyone who knows me knows that I love a good joke. Poking a little fun at someone else’s expense is…
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