QWOP Runner Finishes 2015 Boston Marathon
BOSTON — A runner best known for his appearance in a difficult viral flash game from 2008 has finally finished…
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Poor Audience Turnout Turns Live Podcast Taping into Regular Podcast Taping
AUSTIN, Texas. — Yesterday’s special, live taping of Green Day-themed podcast 20th Century Breakdown turned into a normal episode after…
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Last Minute Decision to Attend Show Narrowly Keeps Scene Alive
PHOENIX — Overnight legend Kenny Mahoney single-handedly saved his local punk rock scene last night with a last-minute decision to…
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Sony Releases 48 Disc ‘Now That’s What I Call Podcasts! Volume 1’
NEW YORK — Sony Music announced today a revival of their iconic “Now That’s What I Call...” compilation series, with…
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Punk Assures Interviewer His Five-Year Plan Includes “Stacked” Memorial Show in His Honor
PHOENIX — Lifelong punk Roddy Scotts assured a potential employer in an interview yesterday that, in five years, he sees…
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Industrial Band Outsourced
NEW YORK — Veteran east coast industrial band Spacechase learned yesterday that their musical duties have been outsourced to cheaper,…
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Baby New Year Detained at Border
EL PASO, Texas — Baby New Year, the mythical personification of hope and change, was detained at the Mexican/American border…
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Top 10 Games That Came Out This Year After We Published our Top 10 List
As I stated in my year end wrap up column six weeks ago on December 6th, 2018 has been an…
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Punk Drummer Taking Way Too Long To Set Up Two-Piece Kit
DAYTON, Ohio — The drummer of local punk band Vulture Attack took a “confusingly inappropriate” amount of time last night…
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Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer
SEATTLE — Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…
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