Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim November 23, 2018 Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The… Read More →
Man Wishes He Had Waited Until After Show to Buy Authentic Japanese Katana at Merch Table November 23, 2018 SAN DIEGO — Local punk Chris Abernathy regretted his impulse decision to buy merch last night, wishing he waited until… Read More →
Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History November 21, 2018 An early hands on experience with the upcoming Playstation Classic has revealed a change to one of the system’s most… Read More →
Disgusting Restaurant Moonlights as Cleanest Venue in Town November 21, 2018 MACON, Ga. — Local diner and well-known “disgusting shithole” Rocky’s Grill has reportedly been hosting local punk rock shows at… Read More →
Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare November 19, 2018 SOUTH BEND, Ind. — An increasingly deserted GameStop store inside the local University Park Mall has unveiled an innovative strategy… Read More →
Saxophone Player in Ska Band Realizes Lifelong Dream of Standing Around 75 Percent of the Time November 15, 2018 BOSTON — Saxophone player Justin Walker has fulfilled his childhood dream of “being able to just sort of stand around… Read More →
Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play November 14, 2018 TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for… Read More →
It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee November 12, 2018 Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will… Read More →
Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident November 10, 2018 EARTHREALM — Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the… Read More →
Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film November 8, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce… Read More →