No One Wants to Give Punk CPR November 7, 2018 HOUSTON — Tragedy nearly stuck at a nearby Long John Silver’s last Sunday when no concerned patrons or workers felt… Read More →
Swing Voter Not Sure Which One of These Cats He’s Gonna Vote For, Daddy-O November 6, 2018 MILWAUKEE — Vince Normand, an active member of the local swing and rockabilly scenes, announced this morning that he was… Read More →
Steam Flash Sale to PayPal You a Buck If You Download ‘Trine’ October 30, 2018 Popular software distribution platform Steam has announced one of its most innovative flash sales to date. This weekend only, users… Read More →
MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die October 29, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be… Read More →
Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees October 26, 2018 TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60… Read More →
All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo October 20, 2018 OTTUMWA, Iowa — A historic moment was captured by Time magazine today, as all 24 of Netflix’s paid users gathered… Read More →
Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection October 17, 2018 SAN FRANCISCO — Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted… Read More →
Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even a Puzzle October 15, 2018 PROVIDENCE, R.I. — An online tutorial video has verified that the part of the video game you are currently stuck… Read More →
Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom October 9, 2018 ENCINITAS, Calif. — Keegan Hawk, son of legendary professional skateboarder Tony Hawk, was reportedly horrified after finding and viewing a… Read More →
Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over October 4, 2018 Of all the influence the Marvel Cinematic Universe has had on the comic book movie adaptation genre, none have been… Read More →