Tour Manager Fired for Embezzling Drink Tickets
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Rot Snockets tour manager Benjamin Underhall was fired today following his indictment on charges he withheld significant…
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I May Have Lost the Battle but the War of the Bands Will Be Mine
You there! The band of merry men with smiles on their faces and the $25 gift certificate to the mall.…
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Post-Prom Less Aggressive and More Experimental Than Prom
DERBY, Vt. — The John Adams High School student council have launched a successful post-prom event, considered less aggressive and…
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Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story
ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a…
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Riddler Tricks Batman Into Attending His Open Mic Set
GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a…
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Punk Vows to Reclaim ‘Worst Tattoos’ Title From Soundcloud Rap
TEMPE, Ariz. — Local punk Arnie Parker vowed to take the crown for the worst tattoos back from modern hip-hop…
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Man Races Home to Check out Album Friend Told Him About
BOISE, Idaho — Local man John Larsen abruptly left his post at Pet Supplies Plus yesterday to race home and…
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Budget Cuts Force Rolling Stone to Rank Top 487 Albums of All Time
NEW YORK CITY — Rolling Stone magazine announced today it would be scaling back the latest version of its popular…
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Ska Pioneer Suffers Massive Upstroke
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Pioneering ska guitarist Anton “Stripes” Waller was hospitalized today after suffering a massive upstroke, several bummed out…
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Tomas Kalnoky Outlines Plans for Keasbey Nights: Phase Three
THE REAL WORLD THE RICH KIDS NEVER UNDERSTOOD — Tomas Kalnoky, leader of beloved ska outfits Catch 22 and Streetlight…
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