Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven
ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…
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Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots
LOS ANGELES — Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called…
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New Snapchat Filter Shows What You’d Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the success of a recent filter that showed users what they would look like as…
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Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog
BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…
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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles
NEW YORK — Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant…
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Drummer of Band Going on Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself
ATLANTA — Local drummer Drew Mooney plans to sit around and just go fuck himself for the next few weeks…
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Vince McMahon Breaks ‘No Blood’ Rule to Count Saudi Money
SAUDI ARABIA — World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Vince McMahon has made a rare exception to the rule banning blood from…
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Marijuana User Livid After Finding First Seed in Three Years
DETROIT — Avid cannabis consumer Jake Sweeney exploded in rage today after finding a seed in his marijuana for the…
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Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Avid gamer Lyle Avett grew vocally frustrated earlier this afternoon after he was informed by a…
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Dozens of Teenage Bodies Still Litter Nickelodeon’s Aggro Crag
ORLANDO, Fla. — Several recent rallies have drawn attention to the number of deserted bodies reportedly still on the Aggro…
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