Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service
Between the Nintendo Switch and the evolution of mobile technology, it has never been a better time to be a…
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No This Isn’t a Fucking Joker Costume
Before one more of you idiots even asks me tonight, let me just set the record straight: no I am…
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Burger King Introduces New Whopper That Heals You a Little Bit
MIAMI — Burger King announced a new variation on their signature cheeseburger this morning that will reportedly cure some, but…
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Pop-Punk Frontmen Issue Split Apology
DENVER — Lead singers of two pop-punk bands issued a split release today, a collaborative letter apologizing for their mutual…
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Alfonso Cuarón Blasts Angry Birds Film Franchise For ‘Lacking Vision’
LOS ANGELES — Academy Award-winning filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón has caused a stir in the film community after disparaging the artistic…
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Method Actor Joaquin Phoenix Rumored to Have Developed Sense of Humor in Preparation for Joker Role
LOS ANGELES — Reports are surfacing from behind the scenes of the hit film Joker that famously committed actor Joaquin…
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Gamer at Gender Reveal Party Announces Boycott of Family’s New Female Character
SAN ANTONIO — Mitch Taft, a gamer in attendance at the gender reveal party of his sister’s third child, has…
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Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms
Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from…
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Oregano Pawned Off as CBD Oil to Middle School Kids
CHESANING, Mich. — A sandwich bag containing approximately four grams of oregano was successfully sold to a group of middle…
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America Votes to Kick
WASHINGTON — The PvP squad known as the United States of America, or [USA] for short, has initiated a vote…
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