UFC to Introduce Items
LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion…
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We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back
There is no more feverish time in the world of video games than the dawn of a new generation of…
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We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them
DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…
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New Indie Game Just Lets You Lay in a Damn Field for a While, Doesn’t That Sound Nice?
SEATTLE — An upcoming minmalist independent game, fields, imagines an open world where you forgo any exploration whatsoever and just…
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Bloomberg Uses Money Cheat Code to Access Debate Stage
LAS VEGAS — Alleged Democratic Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has reportedly exploited a cheat code which converts his collected funds…
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Bruce Willis to Portray Asshole in Upcoming Documentary
LOS ANGELES — Famed thespian and total dickhead Bruce Willis will reportedly appear alongside several other interviewees in Good Fellas…
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R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers a Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do
LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…
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NFL Blitz Simulation Predicts Super Bowl 54 to be Most Violent of All Time
MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo…
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Skynet Sends T-800 Back in Time to Clean Up ‘Terminator’ Timeline
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Burgeoning telecommunications corporation Skynet has sent one of its T-800 model androids back in time to…
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Punk Game Doesn’t Show Up On Time
WARSAW — Taking a page from the musical genre that inspired its namesake, Cyberpunk 2077 has proven its punk credentials…
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