LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated 50 million users into a…
AMARILLO, Texas — An unassuming Scrabble game played with a relative’s new boyfriend reportedly led Jimmy Bachelor to a horrifying discovery: his opponent knew all…
SARGENT’S PURCHASE, N.H. — Local punk rocker and first-time mountain climber Danny Trumble died tragically yesterday after using his carabiner keychain for climbing purposes, devastated…
NEW YORK — Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever the consumer has in his…
SAN FRANCISCO — A group of scientists have released new findings that reveal that the Star Wars universe is expanding much more slowly than experts…
BOSTON — A runner best known for his appearance in a difficult viral flash game from 2008 has finally finished the 26.2 mile race he…
AUSTIN, Texas. — Yesterday’s special, live taping of Green Day-themed podcast 20th Century Breakdown turned into a normal episode after failing to attract a single…
PHOENIX — Overnight legend Kenny Mahoney single-handedly saved his local punk rock scene last night with a last-minute decision to attend a show, following several…
NEW YORK — Sony Music announced today a revival of their iconic “Now That’s What I Call…” compilation series, with the focus shifted from hit…
PHOENIX — Lifelong punk Roddy Scotts assured a potential employer in an interview yesterday that, in five years, he sees himself posthumously headlining a benefit…
NEW YORK — Veteran east coast industrial band Spacechase learned yesterday that their musical duties have been outsourced to cheaper, foreign musicians, rendering their services…
EL PASO, Texas — Baby New Year, the mythical personification of hope and change, was detained at the Mexican/American border by ICE agents late last…
As I stated in my year end wrap up column six weeks ago on December 6th, 2018 has been an incredible year for gaming. So…
DAYTON, Ohio — The drummer of local punk band Vulture Attack took a “confusingly inappropriate” amount of time last night to set up his minimalist…
SEATTLE — Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity for games produced before he…