Bong Embarks on Six Person Tour Starting in Back of Van
TORONTO — A dearly loved bong kicked off a six-person tour last night, starting in the last row of a…
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Kyle Gunlefinger
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Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip
CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out…
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9th Grader in Marching Band Has More Road Experience Than Struggling Punk Band
DALLAS — Local freshman Sammy Clifton, the sousaphonist in the Rosethorn High School marching band, reportedly now has more road…
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Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings
Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are…
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Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species
Like many others, I found myself in complete awe of the stories told in the Mass Effect series of video…
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Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween
MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an…
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