Experimental Protest Chant Uses 11/8 Time
NEW YORK — Longtime political activist Lorenzo Marquez attempted to kick off a new protest chant at a march last…
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Kyle Erf
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WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII
MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s…
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WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion
IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled…
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Religion Is a Joke: The Positions of Celestial Bodies Determine Your Personality and Fate
I grew up in a pretty religious household. Some of my earliest memories are of my grandfather insisting I get…
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Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the…
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90 Percent of Punk Bar’s Property Value Based On Bathroom Sticker Collection
PHILADELPHIA — A recent appraisal of soon-to-be-closed bar and venue Jasmine’s Lounge attributed nearly all of the dilapidated building’s value…
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Roommate Who Makes Own Soap Apparently Not Using It
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The body odors of local DIY soapmaker Joseph Silvercat have become unbearably disruptive to those sharing his…
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Elton John Pledges to Do More Knight Shit
LONDON – Sir Elton John formally unveiled plans in a press release last night to more fully live out the…
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True Courage: My Dad Will Defend Bill O’Reilly Even Though Nobody Asked Him To
I want to shine a spotlight on someone in my life who taught me right from wrong. Someone who taught…
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Noise Band’s New EP Just Round Piece of Sandpaper
NEW YORK — Up-and-coming noise duo Antiverb released their debut EP General Purpose today, a controversial new album most notable…
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