Roommate Who Makes Own Soap Apparently Not Using It
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The body odors of local DIY soapmaker Joseph Silvercat have become unbearably disruptive to those sharing his…
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Elton John Pledges to Do More Knight Shit
LONDON – Sir Elton John formally unveiled plans in a press release last night to more fully live out the…
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True Courage: My Dad Will Defend Bill O’Reilly Even Though Nobody Asked Him To
I want to shine a spotlight on someone in my life who taught me right from wrong. Someone who taught…
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Noise Band’s New EP Just Round Piece of Sandpaper
NEW YORK — Up-and-coming noise duo Antiverb released their debut EP General Purpose today, a controversial new album most notable…
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Henry Rollins Slated to Appear in Random ’90s Movie You’re Watching
YOUR LIVING ROOM — Punk icon Henry Rollins is slated to appear in an upcoming scene in the decades-old film…
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Progressive Family Unable to Finish Game of ‘Guess Who?’
AUSTIN, Texas – Game night at the Robinson house ended in a tie on Thursday when the left-leaning family tried…
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Review: Chumbawumba Tubthumping Chimblywimbles Whoopsie-Doodle
Chumbawamba twilly whanger 1997 spinny vibby-bibby Tubthumping. Chilly-whipple gumbyspiller to tippy bippy boop boop boop? Hangersteakums on toast and Hard…
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Straight Edge Glassblower Has No Idea What to Make
DENVER — Straight edge artist Don Springer has completely exhausted ideas for his newfound glassblowing skills after finishing a single clumsy-looking glass…
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Land of Opportunity: Why Don’t Out-Of-Work Coal Miners Just Start Etsy Shops?
I’ve been reading a lot on Facebook about the rust belt and all the union coal mining jobs that are…
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Death Metal Flyer Accidentally Uses Logo Font for Show Date
DALLAS — Death metal band Moruthal experienced record-low turnouts for their show last Friday night after accidentally printing the time…
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