One Guy Responsible for 90% of Venue’s New Rules January 27, 2017 MINNEAPOLIS – Nearly all new rules at local venue The Front Door were created in direct response to the actions… Read More →
Grandfather Upset Trans Women Allowed to Dress the Way He Always Wanted January 23, 2017 WILMINGTON, Del. – A local grandfather expressed outrage and envy at the increasing social acceptance of transgender Americans, according to… Read More →
Snowboarding Just Skateboarding, Claims Man About to Collide with Tree January 20, 2017 A soon-to-be-hospitalized Kansas City native on his first winter sports outing has announced that “this snowboarding shit is basically just… Read More →
Nü-Metal Atheist Doesn’t Believe in Godsmack January 17, 2017 NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. -- Rutgers University sophomore Mike Holloway declared today that he “doesn’t believe in Godsmack,” calling himself a… Read More →
Red Bull Sponsors Abstract Concept Of “Intensity” January 6, 2017 Red Bull GmbH, makers of the popular Red Bull energy drink, shook the marketing world today by announcing a sponsorship… Read More →
We’ve Already Written Obituaries for the Members of Sum 41 January 3, 2017 After the tragic passings of many legendary artists last year, there’s always one morbid curiosity we hear from our readers:… Read More →
Local Band Killing It With “Obligated Friends” Demographic December 27, 2016 ST. LOUIS – Local punk group Killjoy Boys has drawn increased attention from venue promoters and marketing researchers for their… Read More →
Hero Fights Systemic Racism with Positive A Tribe Called Quest iTunes Review December 17, 2016 WORCESTER, Mass. — In the ongoing effort to dismantle day-to-day prejudices, one Massachusetts native “totally did his part” in fighting… Read More →
Disturbed on Hiatus After Lead Singer Finishes Clearing Throat December 16, 2016 CHICAGO – After decades as giants of the heavy metal genre, the popular band Disturbed entered an immediate, indefinite hiatus… Read More →
5 Marilyn Manson Songs That HEY FUCK OFF DAD I’M WRITING MY ARTICLES RIGHT NOW December 11, 2016 Nobody does shock rock quite like the king himself, Marilyn Manson. He’s disgusting, sexy, enigmatic, but also talented as hell.… Read More →