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January 9, 2020

DAYTON, Ohio — Local 38-year-old scenester James Adkins is bemoaning to anyone who will listen that up-and-coming emo kids are…

December 18, 2019

ST. LOUIS — Acquaintances of chronically fatigued punk Anthony Mafodda are reportedly perplexed by the rocker’s nocturnal habit of sheathing…

December 13, 2019

NEW YORK — The Lower East Side crust punk scene is gripped by debate over the credibility veteran scene icon…

December 10, 2019

BOSTON — The musical credentials of Berklee College of Music-trained pianist Bryan Adkins were called into question after it was…

December 9, 2019

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Horrified readers across the nation are reporting highly anticipated fantasy novel Obelisk of Dawn is packed with…

November 4, 2019

WILMINGTON, Del. — Members of the band Temporary Joy were unaware that their perfectly soundproof practice space is also slowly…

November 1, 2019

DAYTON, Ohio — Local car enthusiast Daniel Wagner learned yesterday that his customized 1998 Honda Civic is not yet “classic”…

October 29, 2019

NEW YORK — The Hard Times ran out of small print and medium-sized print copies of their new book, “The…

October 24, 2019

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Edison High School was set ablaze with speculation last week that it’s gym teacher, Douglas Vesely, might…

September 18, 2019

GREENVILLE, S.C. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group is being torn apart by player Martin Bellamy’s insistence on swishing…