MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A new study revealed that the average millennial has heard the intro to the Minutemen’s classic “Corona”…
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Seasoned death metal guitarist Robert Young incurred his first instance of hearing damage by attending a…
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If Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” were never played on the radio or in movies again, it would still live on…
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DALLAS — Despondent black metal bedroom musician Dale “Vaxxix” Houlihan recently came to the sudden realization that the spiritual void…
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Every Sunday, we peer into The Hard Times’ vast vinyl archives to review a classic album. This week, we attempt…
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…
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MONTICELLO, Ark. — Local unremarkable man Phil Lindley is prepared to answer any question on YouTube interview show “Hot Ones”…
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Usually when it’s time for The Hard Times to review an album, one of our editors hunts down a writer…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Aging punk Mack “Sulfur” Hersch recalibrated his life’s mission from disrupting the effectiveness of the federal…
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My therapist says I have a problem with holding grudges. I’ll never forgive her for saying that. I’ve been burned…
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