Every Propagandhi Album Ranked
Fun fact: if you read this whole listicle and listen to all of Propagandhi’s discography today, you will be eligible…
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How to Save Money on Therapy by Trauma Dumping on Your Friends at Every Conceivable Opportunity
Talk therapy is a service that almost all people could benefit from. Unfortunately, it costs about $700 per minute and…
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End of the Musician? New AI Program Can Create Dozens of Half-Finished Guitar Riffs in Voice Memos, Write Lyrics for Half a Verse and a Chorus
SAN MATEO, Calif. — A new artificial intelligence program may possibly render all musicians obsolete as it can accurately produce…
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Just Because I’m Afraid of My Own Doorbell Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Kick Your Ass
Listen up, motherfucker. I heard what you said. Oh, you think I won’t fight you because I freeze for 40…
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Sellout Busker Earns $3.60
VENICE BEACH, Calif. — Acoustic guitar busker Shelly Martinez is questioning her artistic authenticity after receiving a whopping $3.60 for…
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Uncle Struggling to Explain How 100 gecs Descended from the Blues
TULSA, Okla. — Local elitist and retired CPA Ronnie Clayton really struggled to draw a musical thread relating the hyperpop…
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So You Finally Have an Evening to Devote to Making Music: Here’s How to Spend It All Fixing Your Audio Interface and Installing Updates
The kids are sleeping at their friend’s house. Your spouse is visiting the in-laws. Tonight is the night! You finally…
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Every The Mars Volta Album Ranked
The Hard Times has made more than a few jokes about The Mars Volta over the years. But you only…
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We Visited the Bon Iver Cabin in Wisconsin and Turns Out He’s One of Those Dudes Who Pees in Jars and Just Like, Keeps Them
Environment influences art in ways that artists may not be consciously aware of. Nondescript houses in Illinois, fields in upstate…
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BREAKING: Hometown Getting a Panera
LOCK HAVEN, Pa. — Residents of the central Pennsylvania town of Lock Haven are freaking the fuck out that a…
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