John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

December 14, 2018

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…

December 8, 2018

WEST SENECA, N.Y. — Legendary crust punk Selma “Pusbubble” Gormin shocked her friends and fellow squatters this morning, announcing that…

November 6, 2018

HAMBURG, N.Y. — Pop-punk powerhouse Iron Chic shouted their entire five-person fast food order in unison at a local Tim…

September 26, 2018

Here at Earth Shields, we set out to create the world's first direct-to-consumer vegan condom company. Never again will you…

September 24, 2018

PITTSBURGH, Pa. — Pittsburgh punk brats World's Scariest Police Chases are on a quest to ensure that all discussion about…

September 17, 2018

Now that we have some distance from the launch of Hannah Gadsby's groundbreaking special Nanette, I decided it's time to…

September 13, 2018

ARLINGTON, Va. — Local punk and 7” record collector Oliver Haggarty fully believes that vinyl records requiring listeners to sit…

August 29, 2018

ATHENS, Ga. — Local man Jackson Green was busted early yesterday morning reading Sum 41’s Wikipedia page when his roommate…

June 26, 2018

Relationships are tough. Getting your most prized possessions back after a breakup is even tougher especially when it comes to…

May 28, 2018

EL PASO, Texas — Kaplan, Inc. is releasing a new, signature model of their SAT Reading & Writing Prep book…