March 3, 2021
SAVANNAH, Ga. — Record store employee Ian Benedict endured yet another judgement by a customer yesterday, who thought his Coheed…
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March 2, 2021
COVINGTON, Ky. — Neophyte bassist Braxton Reynolds came to the startling realization last week that his metronome apparently jumps wildly…
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February 22, 2021
As time goes on, I realize America isn’t the country I once thought it was. I honestly believed that work…
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February 19, 2021
VANCOUVER — Famed musician and celebrity interviewer Nardwuar the Human Serviette has nearly finished his quest to dump his scratched,…
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February 12, 2021
No band associated with the riot grrrl movement found more popularity in the mainstream than Sleater-Kinney. And no haircut says…
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February 12, 2021
BETHESDA, Md. — “Duplicitous catfisher” and clearly regular homo sapien Colleen Jansen disappointed prospective love match Dominic Sabatino yesterday after…
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January 26, 2021
So you just serendipitously ran into Jon Hamm at a bar and wouldn’t leave him alone until you made him…
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January 26, 2021
HELL — The Devil, legal name Satan, continued the long, bitter litigation with Victory Records founder Tony Brummel today to…
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January 13, 2021
DENVER — Julian Rodriguez, guitarist of Black Sabbath tribute act Supernauts, fought back tears this morning as he purchased a…
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January 9, 2021
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Smith & Smith Real Estate property photographer Joshua Abernathy regularly receives workplace criticism for his unhelpful…
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