John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

January 26, 2021

HELL — The Devil, legal name Satan, continued the long, bitter litigation with Victory Records founder Tony Brummel today to…

January 13, 2021

DENVER — Julian Rodriguez, guitarist of Black Sabbath tribute act Supernauts, fought back tears this morning as he purchased a…

January 9, 2021

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Smith & Smith Real Estate property photographer Joshua Abernathy regularly receives workplace criticism for his unhelpful…

January 2, 2021

FREDERICK, Md. — Longtime punk band Booger Eater realized yesterday that it’s been over 10 months since they occupied a…

December 30, 2020

A global pandemic. Equality uprisings. The removal of Cyberpunk 2077 from the PlayStation store. This is a time of great…

December 29, 2020

NEW YORK — Progressive post-hardcore band Ganymede’s Gates reportedly realized moments ago that the entirety of their fanbase are “uncool…

December 27, 2020

Through the aisles of Sam Ash, something grotesque caught my eye. An affront to every moral ever held dear. I…

December 26, 2020

MIAMI — Craft beer obsessive Aaron York was thoroughly confused yesterday by his girlfriend’s request to fill out a personality…

December 17, 2020

Oh my God, I am so sorry that I somehow missed that text! I mean, I didn’t miss it. I…

December 13, 2020

KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. — Lonesome guitarist Nelson Owens’s only friendly social relationship is reportedly with popular gear website and…