Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town
NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare,…
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Opinion: It Doesn’t Count if It’s Anal
Listen up, we all know the rules of being straight edge. No tobacco, no drugs, and no alcohol… through your…
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Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever
As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here…
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Emo Album That Got Man Through Depressive Period Actually Made It Much Worse
URBANA, Ill. — The album “The Fire Between Us Is Quelled And It Is What It Is” by emo band…
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Millennial Rioter Throws Molotov White Claw
NEW YORK — Local rioter and 26-year-old woman Nikki Kraushaar reportedly threw molotov White Claws early this morning into a…
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New Study Confirms Cannabis Does Whatever the Fuck You Gotta Hear to Make You Feel Better About Yourself
NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found that ingesting cannabis improves whatever you need to hear…
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Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence
We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed…
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Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks
NEW YORK — The Polygon editorial team reportedly threw darts at a board of upcoming video game releases to decide…
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New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same
LOS ANGELES — An upcoming film by Denis Villeneuve entitled Tempus and starring Paul Rudd was announced this morning; the…
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No Need to Worry: Pokéball Head Guy Has Loving Family, Devoted Husband, and Three Incredible Children
We all love the Pokéball Head Guy, the guy who follows trainers around from gym to gym in the Galar…
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