New Study Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Shit
CAMBRIDGE, England — A new study launched by Cambridge University may make extraordinary leaps forward for many fields of science…
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I’m Sure There Are Lots of Examples of Vans Stealing From People, Too
There have been a lot of stories and media attention devoted to musicians’ vans being broken into and their equipment being stolen.…
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Jill Stein Demands Recount Of “Rolling Stone’s 50 Best Albums Of 2016”
LEXINGTON, Mass. — Green Party presidential nominee and former '90s folk-rock musician Dr. Jill Stein has formally requested a recount…
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Crowd Surfer Attacked By Crowd Shark
ISLIP, N.Y. — Tommy Kersten, 26, suffered severe injuries after being brutally attacked by a shark while crowd surfing at…
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Opinion: Bernie Sanders Can Still Win This
It’s November 9th, and Donald Trump was just announced as the 45th President of The United States, but that doesn’t mean…
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FBI Releases Thousands Of Emails Gary Johnson Thought He Was Googling
WASHINGTON — The FBI released hundreds of thousands of emails earlier today from U.S. Presidential hopeful Gary Johnson, consisting entirely…
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Considerate Man Asks If He Can Share Facebook Post
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — In an act of true Internet politeness, the “extremely considerate” Chris Kasey shared a friend’s hard-hitting status…
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Help! I Just Wanted to Brag About My Vacation to North Dakota
Wow, what a whirlwind of a day it has been for me. I woke up this morning and decided to…
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