Jawbreaker Shirt Reunites with Much Larger Body Than It Remembers
SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst news of legendary emo band Jawbreaker reuniting for Riot Fest after a 21 year hiatus, a…
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We Interviewed 4 Guys Who Can Suck Their Own Dicks And All Of Them Were Marilyn Manson
I am a very real and very important journalist who reports on all sorts of trendy fascinating subcultures. That’s why…
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I’m Not Racist, One of My Best Friends Saw “Get Out”
I love making off-color jokes about black people and people often call me a racist for it. But here’s thing:…
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One-Man Show Lacks Diversity
NEW YORK — Theatre critics trashed actor/writer Keith Greenwald earlier this week for his new one-man show, “Pants On Fire:…
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LIARS: I’ve Been Me for Way More Than 10,000 Hours and I Still Suck at It
According to Malcolm Gladwell’s famous 10,000-Hour Rule from his book, Outliers: The Story of Success, the key to achieving world-class…
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Venmo Request from Donald Trump Goes Unanswered by Mexico
WASHINGTON — A request for funds was sent last night to Mexico's President Enrique Peña Nieto from the official Venmo…
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Poll: Do You Wanna Be Freezing Cold on the Way to the Venue or Drenched in Sweat Once You’re There?
In the coming winter months, many of us are faced with a major decision when we decide to attend a…
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For Sale: Podcast Equipment, Never Used
LOS ANGELES — An online advertisement for unused audio recording equipment sparked despair this week as readers came to the…
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Man Asks Boss if He Can Cry in Bathroom from Home Today
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Lakewood Insurance employee Derrick Glover reportedly called his boss this morning to ask (since he can really…
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Drake Scrambles to Meet With Justin Trudeau
OTTAWA, Canada — Following the meeting of U.S. President-Elect Donald Trump and Kanye West on Tuesday morning, Canadian rapper Drake…
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