In the early days, before we even landed on the name "Xylophile," nobody was taking charge. That's why I stepped…
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So I was tuning my guitar between “Fireworks on the Radio” and “Ayy, I’m Moshin’ Ova Here!” when I heard…
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Justin Timberlake. Beyonce. Me. Throughout music history, there have often been stars within a group that clearly outshine the others.…
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You youngins today have all kinds of interests and you don’t care who knows it. Not like back in the…
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WELLAND, Ontario — Local hardcore kid Jordan Trimble announced his intentions to destroy the only intact ceiling tile remaining in…
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Aw hells yeah! That thing I love about metalcore is happening again! It started off with a couple light strums…
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Dude, what the fuck? Doors opened like an hour ago and no one's here! Now I’m texting all my friends…
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Ow! Seriously, that really fucking hurts! It feels like you're slowly slitting my bicep with a hot, wet scalpel. I…
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NEWARK, N.J. — Former Carport frontman Mikey Cooper, 42, is reportedly using his decades of experience exploring overdramatic themes to…
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NEWARK, N.J. — Former Carport frontman Mikey Cooper, 42, is reportedly using his decades of experience exploring overdramatic themes to…
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