Harley Murgatroyd, Author at HARDTIMES

March 26, 2022

So you’ve heard of folks throwing around the concept of going back in time to kill baby Hitler. It’s a…

March 20, 2022

I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this…

March 18, 2022

TACOMA, Wash. — Show regular Harmony Smith put the seat down in the bathroom of venue Plaid Pig before squatting…

March 16, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Local bar fly Brock Cooper accomplished the impossible after he tumbled down five full flights of stairs…

March 15, 2022

Is it just me or do pretty much all children’s toys suck ass now? I get very little pleasure from…

March 10, 2022

So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging,…

March 2, 2022

Are you someone who struggles to make connections with others? Do you continuously fail to initiate meaningful conversations, you boring,…

March 1, 2022

ATHENS, Ga. — A five-gallon bucket generally kept under leaks in the roof of local venue, Little King’s Shuffle Club,…

February 27, 2022

AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk and self-declared “dish-truther” Sammy Gladwin has been reported by multiple sources as using both sides…

February 25, 2022

My name is Harley Murgatroyd and Glenn Danzig wants me dead. Countless times the man has threatened my life, from…