We Ranked All 10 Skrewdriver Albums and You Did Nothing to Stop Us
Today, we have ranked every single one of UK white supremacist band Skrewdriver’s full-length albums— but it didn’t have to…
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Report: First Person to Play Death Stranding May Have Already Been Born
STANFORD, Calif. — The first person to play Kojima Productions’ long-awaited game Death Stranding may already be alive, according to…
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Pale, Sunken-Eyed Sting Enters Third Year of Continuous Tantric Orgasm
NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…
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Straight Edge Punk Enters Uneasy Alliance With Mormon Neighbors
DENVER — Local straight edge punk Carson Howell struck a precarious accord yesterday with the Mormon family living next door,…
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Man’s Negative Self-Talk Been Pretty Spot-On Lately
DENVER — Local man Myron Brewer’s usual self-deprecating remarks are increasingly becoming uncomfortably accurate, visibly uneasy friends report. “He’s always…
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Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia
LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic…
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Instagram Friend Begins Grisly Transformation Into Meme Account
DENVER — The Instagram profile of user Viola Todd is starting to show the telltale signs of a slow, sinister…
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Inspiring: This Environmental Cafe Is Teaching People to Drink With Chopsticks
Plastic straws. If you’re like the rest of the internet, you’re sick to death of their shit and want them…
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Here’s How You Can Donate to Jordan Peterson and Help Him Return to His Home Year of 1952
Times are tough but during days such as these, anyone can be a light in the darkness. And of all…
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BREAKING: Trump Nervous About First IRL Meeting With Internet Friend
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was seen anxiously wringing his hands in the Oval Office for several hours after accepting…
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