HARDTIMES

February 11, 2021

Hey dude, how's it going? Just wanted to say no hard feelings about the other day. That comment thread got…

January 28, 2021

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Every member of Rochester's remaining DIY scene is homeless today following their eviction from the 600 square…

January 14, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man…

January 13, 2021

NEW YORK — Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson dedicated a segment of his show last night to telling his viewers…

January 1, 2021

AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation…

December 16, 2020

HOUSTON — A punk house collapsed yesterday after the eviction of roommate Luis Flores, who it appears was a load-bearing,…

August 7, 2020

BALTIMORE — Local barista Eli McDermott's home is now completely furnished with the cast-off old furniture of his rich friend…

July 26, 2020

ELMHURST, N.Y. — New York City Sheriff's deputy Deandra Washington ceremoniously took a knee with the tenants of a local…

July 9, 2020

TULSA, Okla. — Following President Trump's categorization of “antifa” as a terrorist group, the Woody Guthrie Memorial Center was raided…

June 10, 2020

NEW YORK — NYPD officer Carson Boucher could not record his wife giving birth to their first son last night…