Doug Francisco, Author at HARDTIMES

February 11, 2021

Hey dude, how's it going? Just wanted to say no hard feelings about the other day. That comment thread got…

January 28, 2021

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Every member of Rochester's remaining DIY scene is homeless today following their eviction from the 600 square…

January 14, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man…

January 13, 2021

NEW YORK — Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson dedicated a segment of his show last night to telling his viewers…

January 1, 2021

AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation…

December 16, 2020

HOUSTON — A punk house collapsed yesterday after the eviction of roommate Luis Flores, who it appears was a load-bearing,…

August 7, 2020

BALTIMORE — Local barista Eli McDermott's home is now completely furnished with the cast-off old furniture of his rich friend…

July 26, 2020

ELMHURST, N.Y. — New York City Sheriff's deputy Deandra Washington ceremoniously took a knee with the tenants of a local…

July 9, 2020

TULSA, Okla. — Following President Trump's categorization of “antifa” as a terrorist group, the Woody Guthrie Memorial Center was raided…

June 10, 2020

NEW YORK — NYPD officer Carson Boucher could not record his wife giving birth to their first son last night…