Doug Francisco, Author at HARDTIMES

June 3, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Following days of demonstration in the streets, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti instituted a curfew for 30…

May 28, 2020

MUNCIE, Ind. — Sgt. William Porter, an active member of the Ku Klux Klan, was killed last night following a…

May 7, 2020

NEW YORK — Quarantined high school bully Evan Maddox, under stay-at-home orders for the past three weeks, gave himself swirlies…

March 17, 2020

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention issued a reminder today that no one would've attended a Thursday…

March 17, 2020

FITCHBURG, Mass. — 32-year-old hardcore kid Justin Phillips is driving the “snakes” out of his local scene just as the…

March 1, 2020

BOULDER, Colo. — Straight edge kid Patrick Cohen attempted to make his cat Bucket alert and calm Tuesday afternoon by…

January 25, 2020

DANVERS, Wash. — A beloved biscuits and gravy recipe, made famous by the local Triple Five restaurant, is allegedly an…

January 18, 2020

When you told me you'd never heard The Mountain Goats before I was over the moon. Finally, I got to…

November 28, 2019

ALLSTON, Mass. — David “Big D” McWane, lead singer of Big D and the Kids Table, was asked to dine…

November 8, 2019

EWELL, Md. — Local wife Anna Schomaeker grew suspicious of her husband Zeke last week after discovering a second pair…

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