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November 2, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Dozens of victims came forward this past weekend with completely nonsexual harassment accusations against iconic singer Morrissey.…

October 20, 2017

These days it seems like we’re all starting to feel a little creaky in the knees. Remember when the kid…

October 10, 2017

Ever wonder what happened to your God? It seemed like he was EVERYWHERE in ’80s and ’90s, but today, as…

October 10, 2017

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — 26-year-old Marcus Quinn, giving the appearance of a normal Millennial man on the surface, is completely…

September 29, 2017

I’m sick and tired of hearing all these bullshit arguments against the removal of confederate monuments in our country. Whether…

September 24, 2017

NEW YORK — Registered audiophile Marshal Pengram was forced to identify himself to his new neighbors again last week, a…

September 22, 2017

I’m at the deli orderin my sandwich, mindin my own business, and I notice the pair of tits behind the…

September 21, 2017

So after weeks of duds and missed connections you’re finally having a good date. You take her out to a…

September 21, 2017

NEW YORK — In a performance challenging the very definition of the word “event,” David Blaine will continually eat Olive…

September 20, 2017

LONDON — David Bowie stunned millions of fans yesterday, emerging from the tomb in seemingly peak physical condition and ending…