What My 35 Minute Hiatus from Social Media Taught Me About Myself
As someone who considers themselves to be an evolved being, I am well aware that social media addiction is a…
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Santa Was a Real Person and I’ve Got the Skull to Prove It Kids!
Hi kids! Happy Holidays! I hope all you good little boys and girls have got your Christmas lists ready for…
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From Failure to Pussy Slayer: The Charles Schulz Story
Today we all know Charles Schulz as the creator of the Peanuts comic strip, a man who single-handedly touched the…
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This Allegation Wave is a Witch Hunt Only in Modern Times and With Evidence and Guilt
History has a way or repeating itself. In colonial times hundreds of innocent people faced imprisonment and in some cases…
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Only ’90s Kids Will Remember the Subliminal Activation Words Hidden in These Cartoons
Nostalgia sure is great, right? Just good clean fun, yes sir! Why not take a quick look at these near-forgotten…
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Aerosmith Inducted Into Mediocre Unremarkable Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame
LOS ANGELES — After nearly five decades and 15 studio albums, Aerosmith will be inducted into the Mediocre, Unremarkable, Middle-of-the-Road…
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My Grandfather Didn’t Die in WWII for You to Say “Happy Holidays.” He Died for Nazi Germany
These days everybody wants to play it safe. Just go to any store right now. What does every cashier say…
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We Either Need to End Liberal Infighting or Escalate It into a Martial Arts Tournament to the Death
There is no denying it: The current state of affairs is grim. The nation is in the hands of a…
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Shit: I Used Finding Nemo To Teach My Children About Death and When They Freaked Out I Told Them It Only Happens To Fish
Perhaps the most unsung responsibility of a parent is cultural initiation. It is my job to introduce my children to…
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Here’s Everything Leaving Netflix This Month Due to Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Netflix is always changing up its offerings. Sometimes it’s due to contract disputes and other times it’s because the shows…
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