Dan Rice — Page 49
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Opinion: Americans Need to Learn to Respect All Religions Because I’m Starting a New One Centered Around ’90s Conan
We live in a godless age. As science replaces faith mankind steadily loses its connection to the unknown. Perhaps because…
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Opinion: As a Titan of Industry, Watching Poors Eat Each Other on Black Friday Is the Only Thing That Gets Me Hard Anymore
Nothing brings out the worst in people quite like Black Friday, the ritualistic sales promotion that causes some consumers to…
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5 Turkey Fryer Safety Tips and 1 Completely Unsafe Tutorial to Turn That Fucker Into a Bong
Ever since my uncle lost 87% of his skin I’ve been a strong advocate of turkey fryer safety. When I…
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Is This Man Really Banksy? I Hope Not, I Just Shot Him off My Roof
He’s the most elusive and successful street artist of all time. He’s been able to sell paintings for millions, open…
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The Hard Times Looks Back on Belle & Sebastian’s Debut Indie Classic Tigermilk Cause There’s Boobies on It
In 1996 a newly formed band recorded a debut album at Stow College in Glasgow. Recorded and mixed within five…
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Opinion: I Want Your Skull
Greeting new (I hope) friend! Might I trouble you for just a moment of your time? My office is just…
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Opinion: Sorry Libtard… I Never Meant to Hurt You, Please Take Me Back
Hey Libtard! Hope You can hear me in that echo chamber you’re stuck in! Bet you thought you would have…
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Opinion: I Accept My Son’s Decision to Be Openly Gay. I Just Don’t Buy Him as a Top
When our son Terry told us he was coming home from college for the weekend to “tell us something” my…
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Opinion: Democracy Will Fail If We Don’t Find Common Ground Between Coastal Elites and the Rust-Brained Inbred Dum Dums in the Middle Part of the Country
“People turned against each other cannot turn against those responsible.” - DaShanne Stokes "That's the thing about salted down possum,…
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