May 7, 2021
Hey guys, I know I'm running a little late but — I know, I know, I’m trying to get there.…
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March 13, 2021
PARMA, Ohio — Local punk Matt Onofrio looks substantially worse after getting in better physical shape over the last several…
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February 21, 2021
Hey bud how’s it going? I’ll give the phone back to your mother in a second just wanted to say…
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December 11, 2020
BOSTON — Socially conscious punk Casey Chaminski is reportedly torn today between supporting a local coffee roaster that consistently fucks…
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November 19, 2020
I’m a dedicated father, husband, son, and, thank my lucky stars, I'm even still a grandson! Boy howdy, I love…
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November 17, 2020
Look I know this pandemic has been hard, I know I’m not alone in the constant anxiety, paranoia, and despair…
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November 13, 2020
CINCINNATI — Old Spice announced today a new, all-in-one combination shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toothpaste, in their latest attempt to further their lead…
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October 17, 2020
Now look, I’m just here to remind you that I don’t make the rules, I’m just an irritating prick that…
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October 4, 2020
NORWALK, Conn. — Local punk and low-ranking member of his friend group Brandon Smith is reportedly completely unaware of his…
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September 4, 2020
For kids like me that grew up in the early 2000s, the Tony Hawk franchise was the start of great…
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