Punk Spends Six Months Mocking the Appalachian Trail
ST. LOUIS -- Local punk and all-around malcontent Shaun Malone completed his hike of the 2,200-mile long Appalachian Trail earlier…
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Band Claims to Have Fanbase In Canada It Met At Summer Camp
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. - Local high-school punk band CRAPitalism returned to Middletown High earlier this week touting a “massive Canadian fanbase,”…
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Drone Metal Band Holds 43-Minute Moment of Silence for Dead Friend
NEW ORLEANS -- Drone metal act hur’Q took time during their performance Friday night to honor Chris Slade, their friend…
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Frontman Too Scared to Climb Down From Rafters
ATLANTA -- City authorities shut down a show at the Arm Pit Music Hall late last night when Snot Rockets…
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Hunter S. Thompson Superfan Discovers Eccentric Luminary Was Also A Writer
ALLEN, Texas - Suburban Dallas resident and self-described “Hunter S. Thompson superfan” Sam Bachmann reportedly made a startling find at…
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College Student Discovers Pink Floyd Syncs up Perfectly With Failing Grades, Loss of Friends
CARBONDALE, Ill. - Southern Illinois University sophomore Dylan Price found “a fantastical concurrence” between the songs of Pink Floyd and…
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Concertgoers Defend Local Mother’s Right to Breastfeed In Pit
BERKELEY, Calif. - Activists attending last night’s Street Chaps show almost came to blows with a small group of detractors…
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Anarchy Symbol on Notebook Lets Biology Teacher Know the Deal
HARRISON, N.Y. - Harrison High School biology teacher Christopher Klein was abruptly taken to task this week by the appearance…
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Local Dentist Unsure Why He’s Being Followed By VICE Documentary Crew
MAPLE BLUFF, Wis. – Madison area dentist Jim Wilson admitted he can’t grasp exactly why a VICE camera crew has…
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