Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

January 12, 2019

Hey, how have you been? I haven’t heard from you in forever! What do you mean you texted me? About…

January 7, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Punk rock pioneer Henry Rollins shook up the music scene once again last week by releasing what…

January 5, 2019

Shut up, shut up, shut up! I love this part! Yeah, that bit right there. Dew, deeeeeew, dew da da…

December 23, 2018

First they they came for ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside,’ and I said nothing. Then they came for ‘I Saw Mommy…

December 23, 2018

ROCKFORD, Ill. — Chicago punk Robbie Kaplan called attendees of last weekend’s Levin-Brady wedding ‘whiny posers’ and ‘crybabies’ as he…

December 21, 2018

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Local resident Paul Weber’s latest resolution to live healthier and save the environment lasted approximately 26…

December 21, 2018

MINOCQUA, Wis. — 80-year-old retiree Mary Costa unveiled the newest addition to her famed model Christmas village this week: an…

December 19, 2018

Never meet your heroes. Everyone seems to have a story about an awful encounter with a celebrity, but I have…

December 19, 2018

It is becoming frighteningly clear to me that America has become the dystopia that modern-day prophet Roy Orbison warned us…

December 13, 2018

I am not calling you a liar, I am just saying that is not what my older brother told me…