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January 30, 2019

There is a multitude of online quizzes online that will tell you what character in the Harry Potter universe to…

January 29, 2019

Having your own place is a luxury most millennials cannot afford. Between student loans and a competitive job market, owning…

January 29, 2019

Having your own place is a luxury most millennials cannot afford. Between student loans and a competitive job market, owning…

January 21, 2019

Are all cops bastards? Yes. We know this because it’s been proven by punk’s top researchers. The same researchers who…

January 20, 2019

C’mon, what are you, some kinda’ pussy?! Do this beer bong, bro! Don’t wuss out on me. I invite you…

January 18, 2019

JENKS, Okla. — Jenks East Intermediate School 8th-grader Dylan Barker reportedly humbled himself earlier this week by removing a single…

January 18, 2019

JENKS, Okla. — Jenks East Intermediate School 8th-grader Dylan Barker reportedly humbled himself earlier this week by removing a single…

January 16, 2019

ELKRIDGE, Md. — Mild-mannered 42-year-old insurance salesman Jello Biafra suffered another case of mistaken identity this week, as he was…

January 15, 2019

TULSA, Okla. — Adamant atheist, open homosexual, and hardcore punk Ed Rossi is technically a better Christian than his biological,…

January 12, 2019

Hey, how have you been? I haven’t heard from you in forever! What do you mean you texted me? About…