LOMBARD, Ill. — Panic and confusion set in at the AutoZone off of Main St. on Wednesday, when the entire staff, also known as the…
Katie? Hey, it’s Jeremy. We have Biology together but, um, I think we met at that show for Pete’s band. It’s so cool that you…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California state lawmakers held an emergency vote on Proposition 64 last night, requiring marijuana dispensary employees to play guitar for a minimum…
He is at it again. Kevin Fazio. The terror of Warren G. Harding Public High — the man with little in his obsidian soul but…
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Ryan Daniels, an AP English teacher at Schaumburg Public High School, has allegedly heard of indie rock band Parquet Courts, according to reports from shocked students.…
LOS ANGELES — Pop star Avril Lavigne is reportedly on the lookout for “a new man who wants to start a family, but can still…
PHILADELPHIA — While many mark the end of another year with champagne and tipsy renditions of ‘Auld Lang Syne,’ Philadelphia punks know the year isn’t…
ÖRNSKÖLDSVIK, Sweden — Metalhead Scott Armstrong hoarded his savings for nearly two years to take a pilgrimage to the “Mecca of Metal,” Sweden, only to…
NEWTON, Mass. — Local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush over it in preparation for…
UPPER DARBY, Penn. — Brenden Lowry, frontman and lyricist of punk band Remorse Of The Flag, is struggling to fit all necessary truths, misconceptions, and blatant…
ST. LOUIS — Local punk and all-around malcontent Shaun Malone completed his hike of the 2,200-mile long Appalachian Trail earlier this week, insulting the revered…
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. – Local high-school punk band CRAPitalism returned to Middletown High earlier this week touting a “massive Canadian fanbase,” garnered while attending Camp Yakonkwe…
NEW ORLEANS — Drone metal act hur’Q took time during their performance Friday night to honor Chris Slade, their friend and sound engineer who passed…
ATLANTA — City authorities shut down a show at the Arm Pit Music Hall late last night when Snot Rockets frontman Aiden Conner, a.k.a. Billy…
ALLEN, Texas – Suburban Dallas resident and self-described “Hunter S. Thompson superfan” Sam Bachmann reportedly made a startling find at The Broken Spine, a local…