Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

August 11, 2020

So, you’ve been scooped up off the street by Trump’s secret police and whisked away to an undisclosed location for…

August 10, 2020

NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid…

August 10, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — A new, punk-themed bed & breakfast that offers the “luxury of living like a real life punk”…

August 6, 2020

LOS ANGELES — The holographic image of late heavy metal icon Ronnie James Dio has broken away from its original…

July 26, 2020

ADDISON, Texas — Addison Fellowship Community Church parishioners are lamenting allowing local metal band Cryptic Martyr to use their sanctuary…

July 24, 2020

AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of…

July 24, 2020

CLEVELAND — Recently formed metal band Blood & Soil has forgone music as its first public release, instead issuing formal…

July 23, 2020

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Local comic book enthusiast Casey Little was frustrated and slightly offended that the writers of his favorite…

July 21, 2020

So I keep hearing from the left that, apparently, white males control every aspect of culture, economy, and politics. I…

July 6, 2020

Is it Wine O’Clock yet, amirite?! Haha. Mostly because the Department of Family Services just came and took my kids…