HARDTIMES

November 14, 2021

When 10-year-old Jackson Tolbert’s teacher told her students to write an essay about their “hero,” she expected most of them…

October 14, 2021

I understand why you did it. I’ve never been an easy person to buy gifts for. So why go to…

October 13, 2021

We all love our little two-legged bass playing buddies, but even the best of bassists can be a real handful…

September 25, 2021

There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…

July 21, 2021

AVIGNON, FRANCE — A team of archeologists announced Monday the discovery of an array of prehistoric cave paintings in southern…

June 1, 2021

As music continues to evolve, the debate over which genres are the work of Lord Satan himself becomes more complicated.…

May 13, 2021

CHICAGO — Local Tinder bot Jennifer, 29, whose existence centers on driving lonely men to fraudulent dating sites, organically stopped…

March 19, 2021

I hated my body for years. No matter how much I worked out or how many compliments I guilted my…

February 4, 2021

FREDERICK, Md. — 48-year-old insurrectionist Mark Fleming is still struggling to understand how nobody noticed that he kidnapped Tiffany Trump…

December 9, 2020

Lately, it feels like all my friends and family judge me for dating in quarantine. They take it as a…