October 26, 2022
PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…
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October 16, 2022
SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less…
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October 10, 2022
Let’s get straight to the facts: strong, empowered women are incredible. From Kathleen Hannah to Michelle Obama to pretty much…
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September 30, 2022
Some say that I run a little hot-blooded, that I’m too quick to break a beer bottle over someone’s head…
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September 30, 2022
WASHINGTON — Viral TikTok sensation “Tariq the Corn Kid” shocked fans and political insiders alike after accepting a lucrative lobbying…
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August 26, 2022
Hey neighbor! Hope you don’t mind me popping by so late. Yes I’m aware it is two in the morning,…
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August 15, 2022
FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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August 12, 2022
PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…
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August 11, 2022
Hey man, long time no see! I didn’t know you were invited to the after-party. Small world, huh? Did you…
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August 4, 2022
As I stroll through this quaint suburban farmers market, I have this nagging feeling that something is missing. Sure there…
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