Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

December 7, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Kyle Shillington was seen canvassing his neighborhood in hopes of confirming that a feral cat who…

December 2, 2022

LOS ANGELES — The Hallmark Channel announced that their slate of upcoming holiday movies will be their most enticing yet…

November 19, 2022

WEST ORANGE, N.J. — Local mother Helen McGuire allowed her sons to borrow her van so their band Uncle Punch…

November 15, 2022

TORONTO — A recent Tegan and Sara show was allegedly sabotaged by their mischievous doppelgangers WaTegan and SaraLuigi, event coordinators…

October 26, 2022

PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…

October 16, 2022

SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less…

October 10, 2022

Let’s get straight to the facts: strong, empowered women are incredible. From Kathleen Hannah to Michelle Obama to pretty much…

September 30, 2022

Some say that I run a little hot-blooded, that I’m too quick to break a beer bottle over someone’s head…

September 30, 2022

WASHINGTON — Viral TikTok sensation “Tariq the Corn Kid” shocked fans and political insiders alike after accepting a lucrative lobbying…

August 26, 2022

Hey neighbor! Hope you don’t mind me popping by so late. Yes I’m aware it is two in the morning,…