PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Kyle Shillington was seen canvassing his neighborhood in hopes of confirming that a feral cat who…
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LOS ANGELES — The Hallmark Channel announced that their slate of upcoming holiday movies will be their most enticing yet…
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WEST ORANGE, N.J. — Local mother Helen McGuire allowed her sons to borrow her van so their band Uncle Punch…
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TORONTO — A recent Tegan and Sara show was allegedly sabotaged by their mischievous doppelgangers WaTegan and SaraLuigi, event coordinators…
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PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…
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SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less…
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Let’s get straight to the facts: strong, empowered women are incredible. From Kathleen Hannah to Michelle Obama to pretty much…
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Some say that I run a little hot-blooded, that I’m too quick to break a beer bottle over someone’s head…
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WASHINGTON — Viral TikTok sensation “Tariq the Corn Kid” shocked fans and political insiders alike after accepting a lucrative lobbying…
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Hey neighbor! Hope you don’t mind me popping by so late. Yes I’m aware it is two in the morning,…
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