The Next Morrissey? This Guy Cancels on Every Group Hang
Morrissey is one of the most divisive figures in entertainment. On one hand, a large portion of his work has…
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Do You Have a Gambling Problem? Good — Guest Article by Draftkings
Here at DraftKings, we strive to provide a safe and fun environment for all your sports betting needs. But like…
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Jimmy Fallon Joins ICE to Help Round Up Other Talk Show Hosts
NEW YORK — “The Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon shocked the comedy world after revealing he has voluntarily joined ICE…
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Impossible! This Guy Brought a Bag of Clothes Straight to the Thrift Store Instead of Letting It Sit in His Trunk for Three Months
There is a universally accepted unwritten rule that it takes 12 to 15 weeks to move a garbage bag of…
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Report: Cat Playing With Paper Towel Tube Happier Than You’ll Ever Be
MINNEAPOLIS — Researchers at the University of Minnesota released the results of a groundbreaking animal behavioral study, finding that a…
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Ken Burns’ ‘History of Grindcore’ 12 Seconds Long
ARLINGTON, Va. — PBS surprised viewers that a new documentary from acclaimed documentarian Ken Burns titled “History of Grindcore” clocked…
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Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - FBI Director Kash Patel has informed reporters of a breakthrough in the manhunt for the Brown University…
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Everyone Hates Him! This Guy is JD Vance
Have you ever encountered someone so obnoxious, terminally unlikable that you’d sooner kill yourself than be seen within a ten-mile…
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Opinion: As Someone With the Maturity of a Child, I Should Be Able to Qualify for Make-A-Wish
I’ve been called a lot of things: selfish, immature, annoying, and, according to my 10th-grade English teacher, an unserious student…
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Opinion: If We Ban Automatic Weapons, What Will My Family Pose with on Our Christmas Cards?
If there’s one thing we need more than ever this holiday season, it’s peace on earth. And there’s no better…
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