Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

January 12, 2024

CHICAGO — An uneasy crowd braced for a long night at a local club after once popular ‘90s alt rock…

January 7, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Dan Stanford was accused of derailing date night at an upscale restaurant after he spent most…

December 29, 2023

SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of…

December 20, 2023

WATERLOO, Iowa — A recent independent poll found Donald Trump’s draconian immigrant policies were polling overwhelmingly positive among users of…

December 20, 2023

Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is…

December 13, 2023

DUBAI — The COP28 Climate Summit concluded with a landmark agreement to phase out fossil fuels under the condition that…

December 10, 2023

WASHINGTON — President Biden revealed that the United States reached a new milestone in global dominance and is just one…

December 9, 2023

Would you rather be slaving away at a boring ass 9 to 5 job or unburdened by the shackles of…

December 6, 2023

It’s safe to say that everyone at this tattoo convention can agree that the body is a blank canvas. Some…

December 5, 2023

DUBAI — Attendees of the COP28 Climate Summit set aside the solutions to impending climate catastrophe after being dazzled by…