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January 8, 2023

Everyone knows that the best shoegaze acts have the worst social skills. Any moment a band uses to speak to…

January 7, 2023

DENTON, Texas — Lifelong wrestling enthusiast Ryland Reeves reportedly attended a poetry slam at Circe Coffee under the assumption that…

January 6, 2023

Title Fight was one of the greatest emo bands of the 2010s before they disappeared off the face of the…

December 13, 2022

OMAHA, Neb. — Streaming giant Spotify reportedly sold the data of over one million Bright Eyes listeners to online therapy…

December 12, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Self-proclaimed Killers fan Tyler Blakeslee was horrified to discover allusions to frontman Brandon Flowers’ Mormon faith hidden…

December 11, 2022

FRISCO, Texas — Hot Topic manager Julia Hargrave reportedly urged employees to prepare for an influx of older relatives with…

December 4, 2022

All pop punk frontmen are the same. With their limited vocal ranges, minimal guitar skill, and shared affinities for black…

November 30, 2022

As Spotify interns pull all-nighters compiling every song I’ve streamed this year into an infographic that will either make or…

November 29, 2022

Pitchfork keeps churning out list after list of rankings, so we figured it’s time to give them a taste of…

November 20, 2022

NEW YORK — Local indie fan Ian Hudson was completely unimpressed with the Bronx Zoo’s new “underwhelming and derivative” arctic…