Andrew Murphy, Author at HARDTIMES

January 14, 2023

If there’s one thing Dead Kennedy’s Frontman Jello Biafra is known for it’s his trademark blend of politics and outlandish…

November 22, 2022

ORLANDO, Fla. — Guitar manufacturer B.C. Rich was forced to issue an apology after debuting a totally normal-looking guitar that…

April 10, 2022

CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Bryant was accosted while wearing a T-shirt depicting Albert Einstein by a man who demanded…

March 16, 2022

LANGLEY, Va. — American intelligence analysts are increasingly fearful that Putin’s mental situation is worsening after a statement to Russian…

June 13, 2021

SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…

October 27, 2020

SEATTLE — Perpetually single man Conner Turner ruined a promising first date last Friday when he brought up the infamous…

October 1, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Executives at Neversoft, the developer behind the newly released “Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2,” announced today…

July 16, 2020

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urged Americans today to “Shut the fuck up for one goddamn…

July 1, 2020

WILMINGTON, Del. — Presumed Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden promised swift action during a digital town hall earlier today for…

January 3, 2020

BOSTON — A landmark study by a rowdy crew of sloshed scientists at the Harvard School of Drunk Studies have…