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January 14, 2023

If there’s one thing Dead Kennedy’s Frontman Jello Biafra is known for it’s his trademark blend of politics and outlandish…

November 22, 2022

ORLANDO, Fla. — Guitar manufacturer B.C. Rich was forced to issue an apology after debuting a totally normal-looking guitar that…

April 10, 2022

CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Bryant was accosted while wearing a T-shirt depicting Albert Einstein by a man who demanded…

April 10, 2022

CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Bryant was accosted while wearing a T-shirt depicting Albert Einstein by a man who demanded…

March 16, 2022

LANGLEY, Va. — American intelligence analysts are increasingly fearful that Putin’s mental situation is worsening after a statement to Russian…

March 16, 2022

LANGLEY, Va. — American intelligence analysts are increasingly fearful that Putin’s mental situation is worsening after a statement to Russian…

June 13, 2021

SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…

October 27, 2020

SEATTLE — Perpetually single man Conner Turner ruined a promising first date last Friday when he brought up the infamous…

October 1, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Executives at Neversoft, the developer behind the newly released “Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2,” announced today…

July 16, 2020

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urged Americans today to “Shut the fuck up for one goddamn…